Conversation between two 9 yr. old boys

Ok, I wasn't really eavesdropping on my son Peyten and his friend, they just happened to be sitting in the back seat of my car while I was driving them so I got the whole conversation and boy was it a hoot.  What they can come up with.  This is what it went like, not exact word for word, but darn close.

Peyten: your dad is hairy

Peytens friend: I know, it's gross

P:why is he so hairy?

PF: cause he's so old, he has gray hair in places,  like under his arm, I think black hair is the best under your arm

P: yea, I want dark hair when I grow up, my sister has a unibrow

PF: weird, I would hate that, hey Peyten your eyebrows are blonde, you can't even see them.

P: I know, my eyelashes are too long, but my mom said I better not cut them with the scissors or she'll cry, but she won't, she'll just yell at me. 

PF: your sister really has a unibrow

P: yea, and her back is really hairy too, she was born that way, my grandpa's hairy, my mom says it's his fault.

PF: I feel sorry for her.  Did you know my brother use to eat dog food, he's a dork

P: Maybe that's why he has long hair, do you think?

PF: No, don't be stupid.  Do you think your mom will take us to get icecream?

P: Maybe, she has been kind of nice today, but she did yell at my brother for messing up the clean clothes, she is not a good laundry person, my dad  always takes like forever looking for clean socks in the morning.

PF:What?

P: Never mind...mom, can we get icecream?

They are funny boys.  It Ashlen who has a unibrow, I have shaved it a few times cause it is so bad.